here you go cory.
ghostnotebusters: boys are so perfect ugh why do they have to have those faces and voices and arms and hair and stuff
I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there's some...
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Me: You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don’t belong making fun of someone like that, what’s wrong with you? Girl: God gave me a mouth to speak & I’m gonna use it. Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege. Girl: -Speechless- Me: Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin. Girl: -Goes to wipe chin-...
Long day with my kids at their first competition. Second place because the second GE judge decided we had a fifth place show (while the rest of the judges put us in first or second and the other GE judge gave us first.) Also got a packet in the mail from the Cavaliers. I got really excited and curious until I realized it would just be forms/fundraising information (I was right.) Still really...
Tumblr. Choose for me. Weed or wine?
Sex is like playing Two-Headed Giant.
mtgthings: mtgworld: If you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand. …… HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! So few of my followers are going to get this…
josephhhhhhh asked: come back to san diego. we'll smoke a blunt!
Anonymous asked: baby i'll fuck you anytime
Oh, my god. You guys.
You guys. Oh, my god. You can get a BFA in puppet arts.
Joe Paterno was not a good person.
missgingerlee: Let me repeat that one more mothereffin’ time-Joe Paterno was NOT a good person. Any of the good he may have done for the school, or football, or whatever, is beyond outweighed by the fact that he turned his head to the sexual assault & abuse of children.