March 2012
170 posts
Things I'm learning from this nature show:
1. Ravens are assholes.
Today
totallytoasty:
Me: The weather lady has evil villain hands right now.
Brian: In today’s forecast……….DOOM!
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February 2012
194 posts
louiswalsh:
The third rule of Fight Club is to have fun and try your best.
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jasonhsiu replied to your post: I started making popcorn and when it started… would you like us to assign someone to butter your popcorn?
i appreciate the reference, but you can go shave your back now. :)
I started making popcorn and when it started popping i remembered there’s hot oil in the bag, then freaked out a little on the inside. This burn is messing with my head…
I’m watching Family Guy on Netflix. In this episode the main four guys are trying to escape an island and they get to a plane. Quagmire just jumps into the pilot’s seat and begins flying it. I think, “What the hell? How would he just know how to fly a pl-oh yeah, he was a pilot for a large portion of the series…well done, Seth MacFarlane.”
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deadlyflashesofgreen replied to your photo: My hand is healing up pretty nicely. A lot of the… ewwww
my sentiments exactly. :/
what do you even do at a nightclub
like is there wifi
my understanding is you drink and try to have a good time, so later you can go home and blog about how you drank and tried to have a good time.
I’m gonna watch winter wipeout so i can laugh at people that hurt more than my hand.
2nd degree burns hurt...
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