Brb, gonna go make myself miserable for a few hours.
I get too much fun out of messing with these guys
Customer Support: Sorry sir is that a P or a T?
Me: P, as in pterodactyl.
blackstanlee: hannameth: i just saw porn on my dash and gagged gagged on what?
I have a lot of strong, useless, negative emotions right now. Someone come make me feel better please.
ralph-thewonderllama: thedetectiveandthewoman: ...
Reasons why my roommate is better than yours.
She is drawing One Direction as lesbians.
Just spent $20 on wine and candy bars. No regrets.