July 2012
119 posts
Toonami is back. I was unaware. How was this possible?
My mom saw a picture in a University of California ad and asked me if it was me. I can say pretty reliably that the person in the picture is Asian. :|
me texting my mom: okay, see you at home. love you.
my mom texting me: C u l8r. Luv u 2.
June 2012
150 posts
fedorasandnewsboycaps:
madlionmane:
unnnie:
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fayalice:
dawnoakley:
from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel
white pencil crayon.
Terms and Conditions.
Warning label on cookie dough packages.
“You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings
We realize you have installed missing e, this program has been known to cause problems…
You just won $1,000,000...
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It's funny.
People seem to think I don’t pay attention.
Reblog if we can be tumblr bffls and skip the...
chekhov:
Every musical should have one minor character who is aware that everyone is singing and dancing and extremely confused and terrified
I saw a production of Hairspray recently. While Tracy was singing “I Can Hear the Bells” all of the other characters on stage were in a freeze except for Penny who wandered around confused - like walking up to people and waving her hand in...
Also, I got offered a spot at Vanguard this weekend lol.
Less than two hours home and I’m going crazy. A new high score.
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endofunctor:
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
Inaccurate. They both died. Because the bartender poured them both hydrogen peroxide because he was smart enough to kill anyone pretentious...
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